Mr. Fix-It

Dad fixes an unbroken phone charger

while wearing crooked glasses.

Wax on, wax off

Dad shows how his sensei taught him
to fight with spear

Badass Dad

They see me rollin' they hatin'!

Where's the beef?

Dad can't decide what to have for dinner...
And he drives the short cart

Spider-Man

Dad wants something to kill spiders... He has one can that says 'spider killer' and another that says 'bug killer'... Hmmm... Oh crap! He just asked 'are you taking pictures of me while i'm doing this?'

The jig is up...

Dad checks his blog.

Leggo my Eggo

I call this one 'dad picks out eggos'

Dad goes to the bank

Dad actually went to the bank drivethru to check a balance. When i told him he didnt have to do that he said well how then? I said i think they have phones here - the teller laughed.